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Be the first kid on your block to own the SURPRISE-HIT of this year's Christmas shopping season...
Information Security Action Figures!!! Endless hours of play-time fun...
Use their InfoSec Super Powers to protect the universe from evil! Collect all 6, at a store near you! |
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Super-JayTM This ultimate superhero is able to harden tall operating systems in a single script! Our expert artisans have
captured his likeness in this die-cast action figure, which features:
- Ultra Kung Fu action grip for serious fight action!
- Ability to program in Perl, C, and C++.
(Java programming Super-Jay only available in Japan.)
- Special pull-string audio with over twenty great Super-Jay phrases, including these classics:
- "I can code that in 1,000 lines of C over two weeks or in a single line of Perl in fifteen minutes. Which do you want?"
- "Dude, that rocks!"
- "No, I'm totally cool with that."
- "Yeah, I, like, just wrote up a little script to automate my entire life."
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Spider-LanceTM Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Lance action figure captures the true essence of everyone's favorite
crime-fighting web warrior. Rendered in the highest quality plastic available, the Spider-Lance action figure can:
- Automatically deploy realistic-looking honeynets to trap his evil foes.
- React to script kiddies with spider-like reflexes.
- Shoot honey from his wrists to stop blackhats in their tracks.
- Scale vertical walls using super suction-cups on his hands and feet.
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The Ofir Ark-Incredible HulkTM What happens when a mild-mannered information security researcher working on a remote
operating system fingerprinting tool accidentally exposes himself to high-energy gamma rays? Any comic book fan knows the result is The Ark-Incredible Hulk. This detailed action figure
includes:
- Fully jointed hands to easily crush bothersome script kiddies.
- Automated operating system detection... just point him at a system and he will either tell you the OS type or smash the machine to smithereens.
- Order now, and get a FREE action figure stand that includes a hackable IP telephone, mousepad, and world-time clock.
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Captain AmEriColeTM This Red, White, and Blue superhero is a role model for kids around the world! Imagine the fun you'll
have busting bad guys with Captain AmEriCole, the ultimate freedom fighter! This quality action figure features:
- Super action shield, which can be either used as a firewall to block attackers, or thrown, laying waste to all of Captain AmEriCole's enemies (action shield projectile use not recommended for
children under 4!)
- The ability to present multi-day information security presentations on any conceivable topic, with zero notice
- Order now, and we'll throw in a copy of Captain AmEriCole's best-selling book Hackers Beware!
What a deal!
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Wonder-ZoeTM Everyone's favorite amazon princess crime fighter is sure to light up any child's day. This prized action
figure is a must-have for collectors and kids alike! Wonder-Zoe includes:
- Super-human abilities for rescuing instructors from time conflicts that could spiral out of control.
- The Lasso of Truth to compel anyone in its grip to be completely honest about when their course update will actually be turned in.
- Amazon Bracelets that deflect bullets as well as bogus excuses from instructors.
- Transparent Airplane for zooming into conferences around the world (shown in background of picture at right) sold separately.
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*Note: Information Security Conference Play-SetTM Sold Separately! Offer not valid in Guam, Wisconsin, or any place else... |
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