Information Security Action Figures

 

Be the first kid on your block to own the SURPRISE-HIT of this year's Christmas shopping season... 
Information Security Action Figures!!!
Endless hours of play-time fun...
Use their InfoSec Super Powers to protect the universe from evil!

Collect all 6, at a store near you!

 

Spider-LanceTM

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Lance action figure captures the true essence of everyone's favorite crime-fighting web warrior. 

Rendered in the highest quality plastic available, the Spider-Lance action figure can:

•Automatically deploy realistic-looking honeynets to trap his evil foes.

•React to script kiddies with spider-like reflexes.

•Shoot honey from his wrists to stop blackhats in their tracks.

•Scale vertical walls using super suction-cups on his hands and feet.

Super-JayTM

This ultimate superhero is able to harden tall operating systems in a single script!

Our expert artisans have captured his likeness in this die-cast action figure, which features:

•Ultra Kung Fu action grip for serious fight action!

•Ability to program in Perl, C, and C++.
(Java programming Super-Jay only available in Japan.)

•Special pull-string audio with over twenty great Super-Jay phrases, including these classics:

•"I can code that in 1,000 lines of C over two weeks or in a single line of Perl in fifteen minutes.  Which do you want?"

•"Dude, that rocks!"

•"No, I'm totally cool with that."

•"Yeah, I, like, just wrote up a little script to automate my entire life."

Stephen North-Cutt-NobiTM

This highly realistic rendering of everyone's favorite Jedi/GIAC Master will make you  the envy of every single kid on the playground!

As you may expect from an action figure of this remarkable quality, Stephen North-Cutt-Nobi  includes these special features:

•Light Saber with built-in Packet Decoder and IDS sensor (batteries not included)

•Realistic open-toed sandles for comfort and durability during complete 6-day presentation talkathons.

•Includes over 60 SANS shirts so your action figure can wear a unique outfit every day for a TWO-MONTH SPAN!

The Ofir Ark-Incredible HulkTM

What happens when a mild-mannered information security researcher working on a remote operating system fingerprinting tool accidentally exposes himself to high-energy gamma rays?  Any comic book fan knows the result is The Ark-Incredible Hulk.  This detailed action figure includes: 

•Fully jointed hands to easily crush bothersome script kiddies.

•Automated operating system detection... just point him at a system and he will either tell you the OS type or smash the machine to smithereens.

•Order now, and get a FREE action figure stand that includes a hackable IP telephone, mousepad, and world-time clock.

Captain AmEriColeTM

This Red, White, and Blue superhero is a role model for kids around the world!  Imagine the fun you'll have busting bad guys with Captain AmEriCole, the ultimate freedom fighter!  This quality action figure features:

•Super action shield, which can be either used as a firewall to block attackers, or thrown, laying waste to all of Captain AmEriCole's enemies (action shield projectile use not recommended for children under 4!)

•Order now, and we'll throw in a copy of Captain AmEriCole's best-selling book Hackers Beware!  What a deal!

Wonder-ZoeTM

Everyone's favorite amazon princess crime fighter is sure to light up any child's day.  This prized action figure is a must-have for collectors and kids alike!  Wonder-Zoe includes:

•Super-human abilities for rescuing instructors from time conflicts that could spiral out of control.

•The Lasso of Truth to compel anyone in its grip to be completely honest about when their course update will actually be turned in.

•Amazon Bracelets that deflect bullets as well as bogus excuses from instructors.

•Transparent Airplane for zooming into conferences around the world (shown in background of picture at right) sold separately.

*Note: Information Security Conference Play-SetTM Sold Separately!

Offer not valid in Guam, Wisconsin, or any place else...